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By gypsy1914
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She rarely goes to sleep without her trusty 2-liter by her side.

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By Unknown
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Reasons to Use the Wine Condom:

1. REFRIGERATOR STORAGE

WINE CONDOM(s) sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the following storage syndrome:

"Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome."

WINE CONDOM(s) provide effortless refrigerator shelf and/or door storage.

2. ON-THE-GO PROTECTION

WINE CONDOM(s) stow comfortably in your pocket (or wallet..he he)

Pack and take 'em ANYWHERE!

WINE CONDOM(s) allow you to more easily enjoy your favorite bottled beverage at the Lake, Concert, Campgrounds, or Stadium.
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Sometimes you just can't finish your second 40 and you'd like to save it for later. Now, you can!

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"I was poor, ugly, and stupid before I bought Randall the Mini Enamel Animal! I'm still poor, ugly, and stupid, but maybe a little less so thanks to Randall! Plus, I'm drunk, so who gives a **, right?"