bloody mary

Disclaimer - Lots of candy, lots and LOTS of naughty language, Tootsie rolls (they really are gross).

Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.

These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.

"Y'know Bloody Mary, you're not half-bad!"

"RRRRRAAARRRAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

"Just work on those conversation skills and you'll be just fine!"