bloody mary

Find out how to make your own over at Thrillist!

Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.

These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.

Disclaimer - Lots of candy, lots and LOTS of naughty language, Tootsie rolls (they really are gross).

"Y'know Bloody Mary, you're not half-bad!"

"RRRRRAAARRRAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

"Just work on those conversation skills and you'll be just fine!"

As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!