birthday

"Here's to you, Pops. You didn't even touch your cake, but that's all right."

"What? I don't look like this!"

"Give it a few hours, bro."

Choose your own adventure time! Did this situation happen because:

A) This is simultaneously a moving-in party and a birthday party, and no furniture is in the house yet.

B) This is the total inverse of the "stacking" prank.

C) This is a birthday party for hardcore minimalists.

D) MYSTERY OPTION

He can leap tall boys in a single pound!

1) "Hey Steve, check this out!" 2) "Hey ladies, check me out!" 3) "Hey toilet, upchuck me out!" 4) "Hey bro, I'm checkin' out."

These ain't your childhood cakes, kids!