beer bottle

I'll have a Heinie-kin please.

HEY-OOOOOO

"Maybe if I splash the beer all over myself, I'll absorb it through my skin!"

It's true! Textured brown beer bottles are so similar to the look and color of female wings of a certain beetle species that males will hump the bottles until they dehydrate and die. Won't someone think of the beetles!

What baby doesn't need to relax after a hard day of pooping and napping? Let your little one unwind with a cold one with Lil' Lager, the baby bottle, shaped like an adult bottle.

We here at After 12 are not liable if your baby grows into an alcoholic toddler. 

... I will make your interest in me disappear!

This could be from a Halloween costume party, or he could just be dressing up as Batman to get drunk. Which is a totally normal thing to do. I'm not the only one!