beer bottle

It's true! Textured brown beer bottles are so similar to the look and color of female wings of a certain beetle species that males will hump the bottles until they dehydrate and die. Won't someone think of the beetles!

What baby doesn't need to relax after a hard day of pooping and napping? Let your little one unwind with a cold one with Lil' Lager, the baby bottle, shaped like an adult bottle.

We here at After 12 are not liable if your baby grows into an alcoholic toddler. 

I'll have a Heinie-kin please.

HEY-OOOOOO

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