beer bottle

This could be from a Halloween costume party, or he could just be dressing up as Batman to get drunk. Which is a totally normal thing to do. I'm not the only one!

"Maybe if I splash the beer all over myself, I'll absorb it through my skin!"

... I will make your interest in me disappear!

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What baby doesn't need to relax after a hard day of pooping and napping? Let your little one unwind with a cold one with Lil' Lager, the baby bottle, shaped like an adult bottle.

We here at After 12 are not liable if your baby grows into an alcoholic toddler. 

We don't know why so many people are pouring so much beer in their pants/shorts/crotch region, but they're out there. Click through the gallery and see for yourself.