"That's what he said, bro!"
Isn't it ironic that you're a drowning in a device that was supposed to make breathing easier?
You should have seen her back in the day, when beer bongs were made of lead pipes and every party was a life-threatening ordeal. Ask her what her thoughts on Prohibition were and enjoy.
In case you ever doubted this fact.
Sorry guys, but the bongathlon isn't an olympic sport, despite what your roommate told you.
