His offering to the shrine of the Porcelain God seems to have been cut short.
Who has two thumbs and a bacterial infection? This guy!
The Exhibit Bar in Balham, South London has a stream-powered video game in each of the men's room urinals. The game only works while you're answering nature's call, but you'll get plenty of chances once you break the seal.
I hate sleeping on the top bunk. I always have to hunch over in the fetal position and it's too easy to fall in, I mean over.
Courtesy of Very Demotivational.
