bars

Let's be honest though: Gandalf isn't going to be drunk, he's going to higher than a flying Nazgûl.

For $10 they'll tell your wife that you're dead!

The choice is simple. In one direction lies a magical, alcohol-fueled world. In the other lies spending your Friday night watching Fraser reruns.

Think you're gonna score with a hot chick tonight? Well good luck working your mediocre pick up game over the deafeningly loud music!