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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

Crunk Critters: Gimme the Usual

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Bears or Beers?

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Do the Drinks Come With Oxygen?

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Swipe Right On In Here

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What Do You Guys Serve Here?

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I'm All Packed!

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Thanks God!

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Just One Drink

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It Sure Wasn't Her Personality That Got Her A Free Beer

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Can't Tell if Good Tipper, Or Angry Customer...

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For a Limp Night Out

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A Beer For Your Rock Jams?

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Maybe Just Stay There, Please?

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Soup of the Day

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He's a Hero

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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

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