baked

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!

Whether you're from the Pacific Northwest, Cali, the Midwest, the Southwest, the South, or the Northeast, it doesn't matter! We don't discriminate against any direction!

"At the computer over there." "Oh God... Jeff IS the computer!"

Let's count to ten, everyone! 4, 2, 0...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

Now if Ben Franklin would just show up with the new sack, we'd be good to go!

Tequila shots, not gun shots! Bongs, not bombs! I could go on forever...