baby

This game will last about one song before you're passed out on the floor. GOOD LUCK.

Wouldn't want my little bundle of joy to get heatstroke now, would I?

What baby doesn't need to relax after a hard day of pooping and napping? Let your little one unwind with a cold one with Lil' Lager, the baby bottle, shaped like an adult bottle.

We here at After 12 are not liable if your baby grows into an alcoholic toddler. 

Even Daddy needs his special juice.