alcoholic

I think I did a middling to average job posting this and for that I deserve a gin and tonic. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a totally justified party to clear with my immediate superior.

"Wait, no... kryptonite is my kryptonite! ... you know what, shut up!"

Whoever said that alcohol was the cause of and solution to all of life's problems clearly hasn't read this list!

This is Failblog, not Feelblog, shut up.