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Bonus: you can also replace the word "TRUTH" with the word "VOMIT"!

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The Gilliam family ordered cranberry juice for their toddler Gabriela, but when she took a sip they immediately noticed something was wrong. Taking a drink from her child's cup themselves, they discovered it was actually sangria (the preferred drink of college lit majors looking to forget that they need to read Joyce for Wednesday's class).

After several trips to local doctors and monitoring Gabriela's sleep patterns she's totally fine, but not after a tiny toddler bender ("She was kissing everything"). 

Hopefully she won't experience that kind of feeling again until college. Or at least late high school, who are we kidding.

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You should have seen her back in the day, when beer bongs were made of lead pipes and every party was a life-threatening ordeal. Ask her what her thoughts on Prohibition were and enjoy.