Because it's just not the same unless you're highly intoxicated.
Can't wait to read the rest of this guy's story! Appear's to be an ongoing comic.
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"Extra Virgin"? More like "EXTRA WASTED," am I right?
Right?
Guys?
"Hurry up guys, roll me back over before I spill my beer!"
Tell us in the comments! Let's see where A12 users' priorities are.