I just don't think you understand how sebeere the situation is!
"Hurry up guys, roll me back over before I spill my beer!"
I'll get smashed and rear-end you.
There's going to be a lot of people face-down on this street tonight, and they won't be planking.
Whatever number it is, something terrible has happened.
For you and your insistence on living the party lifestyle, we here at After 12 salute you.
