Whatever number it is, something terrible has happened.
I'll get smashed and rear-end you.
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"Hurry up guys, roll me back over before I spill my beer!"
For you and your insistence on living the party lifestyle, we here at After 12 salute you.
There's going to be a lot of people face-down on this street tonight, and they won't be planking.
