That must be planking, because I've definitely got wood.

lamepickuplines

If anyone can actually do this while drunk and needing to vom, you will have officially topped everyone else on the internet and we will finally be able to put this planking thing to rest. Please.

-100 points for planking, but +101 points for originality. Far too many of the planking pictures I've seen have been in suburbialand. This is a welcome change of pace.

Real-time WORDS YOU WANT TO BE LINKED !

Or is he planking?

Planking: Even Polar Bears Do It

Sure, it could be planking. But (a) her head doesn't appear to face straight down and (b) she's a little overdressed for planking. So we'll go with the "needs a place to cool down after a long night" theory.

Of course planking's hard. Why would it be an internet fad if it were easy? If it were easy, then only morons and imbeciles would do that, and morons and imbeciles never use the internet.

Cute, guys, but the planking thing has gone on for long enough. New challenge: planking other people. The next time someone passes out at a party, set them up in a plank position and put them somewhere. If you send me pics I might even post them. Unless the pics suck. Then I won't.