FAIL

No, it's not a real thing.

...yet.

Disclaimer: This failed party trick video doesn't show you anything graphic but feel free to skip this video if you're a bit attached to your nose.

After putting the fire out and bandaging her inner thigh burns, she returned to dancing the night away. 

Look at that long luscious mullet tho. His son's friends were probably just too distracted by that beast to have any shot at bracing for a little bit of good 'ol fashion 'icing.'

No, snap out of it! You don't know what you're doing!

But really, who's having the bigger dancing FAIL here, him or her?

If only they'd add the option to blaze it.