AutocoWrecks

Shut up, Tyrion!

I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Phancy more phone phunny?

"Crappy."

Please don't kill me!

More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

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