Talk about haute Coorture! Bud I think I would be weis to wear something that fits you a little more Naturally. Something that will at least cover your Busch.
If you want to see more things you shouldn't wear, just look here.
Maybe if this were coming from a less crappy beer, you'd be inclined to take their advice.
NO EXCUSES FOOLS!
I've heard of motorized barstools... but motorized beer packs?
Omega Lambda Delta for life!