Customer Service Comes Through Again

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From the submitter:

When ordering some shirts at interpunk, i requested if they could draw a zombie with a Black Flag tattoo on the box. And so they did...

Seriously, if I don't get coffee, the next logical option is eating brains

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Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh the coffee's ready? Sorry about that Kyle, I hope you understand why I tried to eat you. --NGN

Night of the Living Coworkers

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By Morgaan Otto
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I was getting sick of staff not locking the back door and the usual sign just wasn't up to the task.

The blood stains are a nice touch.

Humanity's Best Hope for the Apocalypse

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I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.


Tech Support Is Hungry for Brains

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"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."


"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."


"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."


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