Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

A Little Jurassic Snark for You

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If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.

T-Rex Incidents Are Up to Five Days, Though!

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And don't even get me started on post-Cretaceous Period animals. Sabertooths, mammoths. Yeah.