And don't even get me started on post-Cretaceous Period animals. Sabertooths, mammoths. Yeah.

If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.

Days since our last velociraptor-related accident: I'm not sure, but it's about to be zero.

Kyle learned nothing from Jurassic Park.

All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.