If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"
Now get out there and ride a bus!
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