WARNING: Pretty much every other word is the f-word, so consider yourself properly informed.

BUT ERM STILL BUSY EATIN' PERPKERNS!!!

I hear there's someone in this office who can do the kettle run in five parsecs.

Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

10 minutes later, the British office building in which this was posted erupted in looting and rioting.

~OLJ