In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
Another reason to leave work early.
"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."
had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.
Wait, they know when it was born? It's been harrying their existence for three months? Tenacious bugger. To paraphrase Ernest Hemingway:
Spider, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.
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