Ridding Oneself of a Soul is Also Preferable

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family,friendship,mr burns,pawning,religion,satan,the simpsons
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If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.

What If The Doctor's Name Is Jesus?

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12 hours,doctor,jesus,religion,surgeon,thanks
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I'm sure he'll get over it once he goes home to his money.

Competing Worldviews

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breakroom,coffee,jesus,religion,signs
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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

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