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You're a pal. Any chance you could turn those diet cokes into wine? Or beer?

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Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

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Hopefully "investigation" is code for "party."

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"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?" "Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."