"Can you describe who you think might be eating all the food?"
"Yeah, her name's Debbie and she's fat as **."
Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.
This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.
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