Printer Error

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anthropomorphic,beat down,boredom,cartoons,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle rage,dead,due,error,hardware,Just Desserts,justice,karma,malfunction,passive aggressive,personification,printer,quarantine,sass,sculpture
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Oh Crap! He Shook My Hand Yesterday!

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alert,barfing everywhere probably,basic instructions,biohazard,closed,computer lab,contagious,contaminated,disease,flu,germs,gross,hazard,illness,osha,outbreak,paper signs,plague,quarantine,sick,sickness,signage,Terrifying,virus,warning
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"Hear ye, Hear ye! Sonny * has caught the stomach plague of death. Hence the Mac Lab will be closed this evening. March 30, 2008 Thank you kindly, The Royal Mac Lab Staff"

No More 3rd World Vacations Dan

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awesome,awesome co-workers not,boredom,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,decoration,desk,epidemic,ergonomics,hardware,ingenuity,isolation,osha,outbreak,passive aggressive,plastic,plastic sheeting,prank,quarantine,rubber gloves,sass,screw you,vacation,wrapping
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A co-worker was out of the country for 10 days. Before she left she did not get all her immunizations, so I was convinced she was going to catch yellow fever. I took precautions to protect myself and the office.

This Is Why You Don't Vacation In Mexico

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awesome co-workers not,Balloons,bird flu,boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,decoration,derp,dickhead co-workers,disease,disease vector,mess,prank,pwned,quarantine,sass,screw you,sculpture,swine flu,vacation,wasteful,wiseass,wrapping
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Bubble Wrap Desk

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boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,ergonomics,fart tent,fumigation tent,low ceiling,mess,new invention,osha,plastic wrap,prank,pwned,quarantine,screw you,stinky,ugh,wasteful,wiseass,wrapping
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When Timmy leaves the country for two weeks, who knows what'll happen...

Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

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barf,basic instructions,cough,depressing,disease,disease vector,dumb,germs,gross,hot zone,ill,illness,official sign,outbreak,policy,quarantine,Sad,signage,sneeze,spew,Terrifying,virus,vomit
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Cooties

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abc sandwich,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,best buy,biohazard,children,cooties,cubicle rage,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,disease vector,fridge battle,fridge politics,gross,hazmat,ied,leftovers,office kitchen,outbreak,paper signs,passive aggressive,quarantine,rhesus,sass,screw you,signage,Subway,trap,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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This Note: theft deterrent system at Best Buy, sorta