"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

Cardboard prank or no cardboard prank, you still have to keep working.

That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

Text me if it's yours!