And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

Sure you lose volume to the octopus, but on the upside there'll be a freakin' octopus in your coffee.

Make sure your staff meetings are truly balls-to-the-wall with this conference room table/ping pong table hybrid. Subordinate wants a raise? If he can beat you at a little table tennis, it's his! It's $2,400.00, but I mean really... ping pong conference room table. Hello?

All of my money: take it now, please.