There's plenty more ridiculous wordplay like that right over here at So Much Pun!
I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.
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