It's So Easy!

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Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.

~OLJ

Involves More Sucking Up Than a Vacuum Cleaner

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It's hard to tell if "complete idiot" refers to the intelligence level required for the book or the intelligence level required for the job.

Political humor!

~OLJ

Jack of All Trades for Hire

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Meanwhile, people dialing his number are treated to a little ditty by Rick Astley.

~OLJ

Your Character References Are Also Stellar

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Your Character References Are Also Stellar
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Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?