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"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

Via: Toothpaste for Dinner
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"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

Via: Zero Mayhem
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Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.