"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.

"Just kidding, I have no idea what you're saying, I'm a goddamn panda!"