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interview job application job interview resume shooting yourself in the shooting yourself in the foot toothpaste for dinner - 6419904256
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"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

applying job application panda - 6090978816
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"Just kidding, I have no idea what you're saying, I'm a goddamn panda!"

resume job application - 7622168064
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From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."
arguing job application qualifications someone is wrong on the internet - 4829088512
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You're in a crowded pool of applicants if those are your qualifications.

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In 2011, Christopher Woodring applied for a job at DreamWorks. After a few weeks, he hadn't heard back from them, so he sent them this video. He was subsequently banned by DreamWorks from working for them in any capacity ever.