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job ad moderator nerdy - 5115008512
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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

craigslist experience job ad sign holder - 5131310848
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You need EXPERIENCE to HOLD SIGNS. Or spin them. Whichever. Are there any entry-level jobs left? You already need a doctorate and a seven-year apprenticeship for the privilege of working as a barista warlord. ~OLJ

hiring job ad victorias secret want ad - 4905300224
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Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!

True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.