Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

More Adventures From a Depressing Economy

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You need EXPERIENCE to HOLD SIGNS. Or spin them. Whichever. Are there any entry-level jobs left? You already need a doctorate and a seven-year apprenticeship for the privilege of working as a barista warlord. ~OLJ

You Can Be Just Like Me!

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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

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