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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

job ad,scam,seems legit,sketchy,want ad
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It's like an ad window popped up and attacked me in real life.

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Not only is the job title a cheesy double entendre, but the first paragraph is written like a spammer trying to lure you onto their porn site. This has to be the secret, covert way the adult entertainment industry recruits.

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You need EXPERIENCE to HOLD SIGNS. Or spin them. Whichever. Are there any entry-level jobs left? You already need a doctorate and a seven-year apprenticeship for the privilege of working as a barista warlord. ~OLJ

job ad,moderator,nerdy
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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

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