In between the "Existential Crisis" and "Briefly Consider Never Going Back" points is the time that I spend frantically googling "astronaut school."
~Office Lackey Jack
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Or a shot plot.
Notice how the line never quite reaches "cool as a cucumber."
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.