If that doesn't get you employed, what will?
This is my description.
"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."
I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!
As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!
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