Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.
Maybe you should expect my fist through your screen you stupid thing!
You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.
Oops, my scanner's broken. Looks like that renders the monetary and economic value of the goods you're purchasing moot!