Hello, Yes This is Car

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Hello, Yes This is Car
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silly Car! Get Out of There!

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Silly Car! Get Out of There!
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That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

Introducing the 2013 Derpster!

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Introducing the 2013 Derpster!
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Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.

Sir, Could You Please Describe the Car

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Sir, Could You Please Describe the Car
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"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"