Introducing the 2013 Derpster!

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Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.

You'd Be Surprised

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Some people just pretend that they can read.

Meme Monday: Not the Greatest Person to Meet on Your Commute

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Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

Protip: Don't Block The Dumpster Area

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He should be glad they didn't run over his car with the truck.

Finding Good Escorts is Easy!

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You just have to do a little probing!

Not Exactly A Company Car

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Hope You Didn't Have To Be Anywhere In A Hurry, Josh

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