Still Worth It

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So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.

Monday Thru Friday: Scumbag Boss

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I'd do it myself, but the country club calls! You know how it is.

Like a Boss

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This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.