Someone got nothing done today. Or a lot, depending on how you look at it

The first multi-step maneuver only works if you are female. Males attempting to do that will be given a demotion.

If you get audited, you are on your own.

Use extra strong staples!

No work getting done today at the office

Money from the ceiling down to the floor.

Almost out of post it note space, time for another monitor...