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Guy Delivers Dark Poetic Justice to a Spambot Desperately Trying to Strip

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

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This Dude's Facebook Complaint to Tesco Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Wes Metcalfe posted a complaint on the wall of the Facebook page of British supermarket Tesco about finding a dead worm in a cucumber.

The complaint spiraled out of control and included Oasis covers, a funeral, and some of the best damn customer service in the history of the planet.

If Rob from Customer Care doesn't get a promotion/raise/bonus out of this, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity.

RIP William

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Check below for the full how-to process from Redditor lahaff and the most insane Christmas present wrapping ever!

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Happy Trolloween everyone! This is part two of our possibly infinite series of cool pumpkins from around the internet. If you thought Pumpkin-geddon was the real deal, wait until the SQUASHALYPSE gets all up in your computer screen. Check for all of them in the gallery below and tell us which one is your favorite in the comments!