After some, let's say, "negotiations," from Ms. Kardashian's lawyers this page was taken down. In the mean time, it's enshrined on the internet in sweet JPEG form.
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He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."