Look at that poise, that grace, that "Deal With It" attitude that can only be described in a single adjective: SWAG.

This is the kind of SWAG that says "I will never sleep the same way again."

Alternatively: "Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG".

Some things have so much SWAG, so much raw and virulent SWAG-itude, that their blatant Photoshop manipulations mean nothing. The SWAG beyond reality, if you will.