Alternatively: "Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG".

"Totally impractical"? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of being James Bond.

Well, these hoodies are a little on the pricey side of things (oh no wait, I mean a lot on the pricey side), but if you need winter-wear that also makes you look like you just wrapped up your epic battle with Master Computer or Klu or whatever, there you go!

Look at that poise, that grace, that "Deal With It" attitude that can only be described in a single adjective: SWAG.