"The new kid smells like falalfel and wants to shave my mustache."

Since last Friday, we've wondered what the high and mighty were saying at the inauguration. Well, those days are over. 

The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading have finally released their "Inauguration Day" video, and it's glorious. Now, you can enjoy Trump's speech without all post-apocolyptic imagery and good ol' fashioned American "carnage." 

Enjoy!

In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:

via Spotify

Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotfiy that could put in a good word for him?