Reddit

The rules of AskReddit clearly state: "AskReddit is for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions. If your question can be answered by google, or in one word, it isn't right for AskReddit."

Rules, shmules.

Redditor elkresurgence threw caution to the wind this morning when he asked: "Which famous person needs to come out already?"

Within hours, every single response read "Tom Cruise."

Then, DutchessPDX brought everyone back to earth:

I think we need to stop speculating on who's gay and who's straight and let people get on with their lives. Gay or straight doesn't matter. But obviously Tom Cruise.

[hypervocal]

Well, I guess had, seeing as this sht's expectedly gone viral. How did so many of us miss this guy's masterpiece? The account was discovered by AdAge after a Reddit user spotted it. The 46-year-old went from having just 240 subscribers to having nearly 49,700.



“That’s so f—king weird. He’s verified and everything,” the user said. “I’m genuinely shocked that an [Academy Award-winning] actor can put out a video and get under 1,000 views in a year.”

Here's to hoping that now that his secret's out, he brings some new life to his next series of videos!