Tattoo WIN: Making Your Combined Toes Awesome

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Tattoo WIN: Making Your Combined Toes Awesome
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From the submitter:

"So I was born with my toes like this and I thought I needed to do something with these. This is what came of it."

Marry Me. Right Now.

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Marry Me. Right Now.
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There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me.......Eh screw it. I'D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that's out of my system of now. --JackNick

Knee There Dough Eye

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Knee There Dough Eye
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That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn't get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn't make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.