From the submitter:

"So I was born with my toes like this and I thought I needed to do something with these. This is what came of it."

There are any number of latent sexual innuendo-type jokes I can make here, but that would be uncouth of me.......Eh screw it. I'D LIKE TO BLOW UP HER DEATH STAR. Ahem. Glad that's out of my system of now. --JackNick

That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn't get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn't make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.