Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
At least you have a Kleenex ready for when you start crying in frustration. ~Not-So-Handy Andy