From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.