I hear their plumbers are pretty formidable though...

"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."

Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!

While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.

~NSHA

We all need to shed a layer once in a while.

~NSHA

It's okay, those phonograph thingys can be complex. ~NSHA