Screw it, I'll stick with Volvos.

"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

Swiss man Pascal Prokop picked himself up a permit to install a wood-fired stove. And he installed it in his 1990 Volvo Station wagon. He did give any sort of reason for this, but one can assume it has something to do with his haircut.